The Hippity Dippities.

I recently went shopping for the first time in at least 5 months. I went to the mall, looking for nothing particular at all, when I found them. They first caught my attention when I went to D-Tox. (Sweetest store ever) I like D-Tox. It's so edgy and individual there. I saw the area where the door was to the back room and it was covered in stickers, from ceiling to floor. Me and my friends thought that was REALLY cool, but I also wondered what they would do with that wall when they close. How could you possibly remove 2455 stickers? Maybe they'll keep them up there, and I'd like that.
Anyways, I was in D-Tox, and I was drawn to the "3 for $20" sunglasses rack. I love sunglasses! I was looking at all of them, most of them were really vibrant and I loved it. I tried on a couple pairs until finally found them. Huge circle rimmed sunglasses with dark pink lenses. They looked like something I'd see if I went to a high school 60's dance. God I loved them. I needed them! So I grabbed those, a pair of black framed sunglasses with clear lenses, and the same pair for my friend. I waited for what seemed like forever for the employee in the cliche red skinny jeans to get his ass off the phone. After 10 minutes, I walked up to the counter so that he’d get the hint. He did. "Sorry, my store manager. blah blah blah" He was nice, anyways. He rung all three glasses through and said the total was 22 something. He saw my huge rimmed to die for sunglasses and said

“I like these ones! When they first came in, they were given the name Hippity Dippidies.."

I've been in love ever since.
I love my hippity dippidies.
Besides being super cool, I feel like they're a security blanket. If I wear sunglasses, people see the glasses. Not my eyes. Not my expression. It's comforting, in a way. Their just for me.

So that is the story of my Hippity Dippities.
Don't get any ideas, Their mine.